The Recipe!: How to cook a turkey

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Thanksgiving Recipe

A Thanksgiving Day recipe:

This one never gets old. 

Here’s a recipe for how to cook a turkey.


Step 1: Go buy a turkey.

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey.

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven.

Step 4: Take another two drinks of whiskey.

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens.

Step 6: Take three more whiskeys of drink.

Step 7: Turn oven the on.

Step 8: Take four whisks of drinky.

Step 9: Turk the bastey.

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get. 

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for four hours.

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick.

Step 16: Turk the carvey.

Step 17: Get yourself a scottle of botch.

Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

Step 219: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

 

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