Everyone PLEASE be
careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of
this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!
Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and
distant!
In the end, the iron
straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the
wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however,
was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup! But the fan was
VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit
flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door
said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can
just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself
together!”
We will survive!!
Gotta keep
the sense of humor!
Might I add: It’s
getting scary when the TV starts calling me a Peacock, Hulu is fighting with
Tubi for my attention. HBO is gettin' all hinkty over Netflix and Showtime is
having a fit because STARZ wins every time, with her glorious self. Geez!
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